Both as a ten minute monologue (which won best comedy – Short and Sweet festival/Sydney 2004) and as a full length play):
A comedy written from the perspective of the penis of a porn star who, suddenly finding himself flaccid in the middle of a film take, has the epiphany that he needs to relate emotionally and intellectually to the object of his desire.
Sydney Morning Herald
‘The talking phallus is a great moment of visual comedy and Schwerdt gives a lovely performance…’
Performing rights and script: Australianplays.org